χεχεχεχχεχε ανοιξα το blog μου μετα απο πολλουυυυς μηνες(δεν θυμομουν καν την διευθυνση,let alone τον κωδικο) και ανακαλυπτω οτι το αθλιο παρακμιακο μου blog εχει πανω απο 100 views(μπραβο μου,χαιρομαι κιολας) Αυτο λοιπον με ενεργοποιησε και ειπα να προσθεσω κανα δυο γραμμες ακομα. Μπορει στην πορεια να βρω και κατι να πω:P

p.s. ΝΑΙ,ΠΛΕΟΝ ΥΠΑΡΧΟΥΝ ΚΑΙ ΦΩΤΟΓΡΑΦΙΕΣ. Περιμενοντας υλικο και απ'την Τασουλα για να ολοκληρωσουμε τη συλλογη :)

p.s.2: (εννοω απο εβδομαδα,τελικα θελει χροοοονο)

10 ways to scare your neighbors

1.) Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you don't have a phone.

2.) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!". Then point at each one and declare them good or bad plants,while watering the bad ones.

3.)Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (ie: chairs, books, lamps, etc.)

4.) Ask them if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of bodies", then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage." walk away laughing hysterically.

5.)Patrol the perimeter of your yard while carrying a broom. If they come close state that their is a 3 foot neutral area between the two yards.

6.) At night transplant the plants in their garden. In the morning say, "looks like they're on the move again."

7.) When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a dink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too.

8.)Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbours. Each day hack off a different part of their body.

9.) Use your TV remote to change the channels on their TV from outside. If asked why, say you protest such programs. (The more educational the program the better.)

10.) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches. Make markers out of household applainces.

λοιποοοοοοον εχω καιρο να γραψω,κυριως λογω τραγικης ελλειψης χρονου!!!! Και απο την αλλη,τι να πρωτοπω,και για ποιο θεμα???? Ουφ δυσκολη ζωη ρε γαμωτο... Ασε που δεν μ'αρεσει να γραφω στα ελληνικα,αλλα υποσχεθηκα,πφφφφ! Θα γραψω λοιπον για την Αμερικη,δλδ για το ενας μηνας-δυο εβδομαδες-αντεεε ταξιδι που θα παω σε 1μιση εβδομαδα,για το οποιο θα χρειαστω τουλαχιστον μια αδεια βαλιτσα!!! Βασικααααα βαριεμαιιιιι,οποτε νομιζω οτι απλα θα κρεμασω αυτο το ποστ για να λεω οτι εγραψα κατι :P

Αααα ναι,ζωγραφησα εναν πινακα για τον οποιο ειμαι πολυ περηφανη,κ αυτο το νοιωθω πρωτη φορα.Μολις τελειωσω τις λεπτομερειες,θα κανω ποστ τη φωτογραφια του!! Χρειαζομαι βεβαια επιεικια,ειμαι αλλωστε ενας καημενος ταπεινος ερασιτεχνης..

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
Salvador Dali: The Fish.
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned,because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Emerson: The chicken didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus: For fun.
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken "crossed" the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Agent Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Ralph Nader: The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
Plato: For the greater good.
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
Ronald Reagan: I forget.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway? Where do they get these chickens?"
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Oliver Stone: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
Mr. T: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
Thoreau: To live deliberatelyand suck all the marrow out of life.
Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Voltaire: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Molly Yard: It was a hen!
Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.

ti simvainei me tous foitites???

Είμαι ΤΟΣΟ φοβερά εκνευρισμένη αυτή τη στιγμή που ειλικρινά τρέμουν τα χεριά μου. Και θα μου πείτε, γιατί σε καίει τόσο. Ε, δεν μπορώ να το αποφύγω. Με καίει.
Όταν καταλήγουν ορισμένοι συμφοιτητές μου να φέρονται χειροτέρα κι από φασίστες, με καίει. Αφορμή για την κατάσταση μου, η χτεσινή "κατάληψη" στα ΤΕΙ, όπου κάποιοι πεφωτισμένοι ΠΚΣιτες και γενικά από αριστερά σχήματα κρατούσαν όλο το απόγευμα και το βράδυ ομήρους το διοικητικό συμβούλιο του ΤΕΙ. Και μην ακούω μαλακίες του στυλ ‘μόνοι τους έμεναν μέσα’, γιατί η μητέρα μου στο τσακ δεν ήταν στο συμβούλιο και όταν πήγε μετά για συμπαράσταση, την έκλεισαν μέσα! Και είχαν μαζευτεί όλα τα αριστερά σχήματα, και από άσχετες σχολές, και ζητούσαν διπλή εξεταστική(πιέζοντας τόσο κατά τη γνώμη μου γιατί είχαν υποσχεθεί στους φοιτητές διπλή εξεταστική, αλλά αγνοείστε το σχόλιο μου, είναι προσωπικότατη άποψη). Τονίζω το ΑΣΧΕΤΕΣ ΣΧΟΛΕΣ, γιατί οι άσχετοι δεν καταλάβαιναν τη λογική των διπλών εξεταστικών των ΤΕΙ, και απλώς έλεγαν ασυναρτησίες.
Allow me να σας διαφωτίσω παιδιά μου: τα ΤΕΙ δεν λειτουργούν σαν το πανεπιστήμιο. Το 2ο εξάμηνο είναι μια επανάληψη του πρώτου, αλλά με άλλους φοιτητές, λόγω έλλειψης εργαστηρίων. Δηλαδή οι μισοί από όσους περάσανε κάθονται το 1ο εξάμηνο και παρακολουθούν μονό το 2ο. Καταλαβαίνουμε λοιπόν ότι δεν γίνεται να καθυστερήσει το , γιατί ζημιώνονται οι άλλοι μισοί. Άρα ο χρόνος που έχουν τα παιδιά για την εξεταστική τους είναι δεδομένος. ΠΩΣ ΝΑ χωρέσουν δυο εξεταστικές σε μια??? Να δίνουν κάθε μέρα?? Αλλά τέλος πάντων. Η εντολή που δόθηκε είναι ότι η απόφαση εξαρτάται πλέον από το τμήμα και όχι από τη διοίκηση, και αν κρίνει το τμήμα ότι προλαβαίνει, ας κάνει διπλή. Ας κρίνει ο καθένας ποσό πολύ θα συμβεί αυτό, και πόσο νόημα θα έχει.
Και ερχόμαστε στην καρδιά του θυμού μου:omg δηλαδή, πιστεύουν πραγματικά ότι η κοινωνία της οποίας ζητούν την υποστήριξη θα δει θετικά από εδώ και πέρα το φοιτητικό κίνημα????????? Ομηρία??? 60χρονων ανθρώπων??? ΜΑ είναι σοβαροί??? Και όχι τίποτα άλλο, αλλά είναι σαν να προσφέρουν στο πιάτο δικαιολογία στη Γιαννάκου για να καταλύσει το άσυλο. Παρουσιαζόμαστε σαν μικρά παιδάκια που δεν ξερόυν πώς να χειριστούν την οποία εξουσία έχουν, που τους εμπιστεύεσαι ένα παιχνίδι και το σπάνε. Χωρίς να αναφέρω και την τραγική ιδέα του να χτίσουν το γραφείο του πρύτανη στη Θράκη…Είμαι πρωτοετής. Και σιχάθηκα. Αυτά.

bongiorno signori e signore

Nai pragmati eftasa se simeio na ntrepomai pou den stekomai sto ipsos tou aderfou mou. Den eixa kan blog.Dilwnw oti apo to epomeno post,oxi mono tha exw fotografies,alla tha grafw kai ellinika. Amen.

Pantws prepei na omologisw oti exw tosa na grapsw pou den exw idea apo pou na ksekinisw!! Ase pou enas swstos blogger den grafei o,ti na 'nai,alla prospathei me panexipnes kai ipervolikaaa asteies paratiriseis(opws AKRIVWS simvainei sta diafora blogs pou episkeftika:P) na metatrepsei to blog tou se prwini koutsompolistiki efimerida.Xmmmmm. Ti na kataferei mia kaimeni ntropali kopelitsa(den dexomai sxolia) otan exei na antimetwpisei tous TITANES tou xwrou????